R. Kelly = Not guilty

In what is huge news to him, and probably a “I don’t really care” to much of the rest of the world, R. Kelly has been found not guilty of all charges.

R. Kelly (of Trapped in the Closet parts 1-12 fame) was on trial because he is accused of making a sex tape with an underage girl.  His ingenius legal defence was, in essence, that he had a mole on his back but the guy in the tape did not.

Somehow, it worked.  Since both Kelly and the girl allegedly in the tape denied it, and the film wasn’t clear enough to see who exactly was in the tape, the jury found in favour of R. Kelly.

This means he’s free to go.  It’s taken six years for this to get through the legal system and go to trial, and now it’s all over.

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