Monthly Archives: October 2008

Canada Votes Tomorrow (Oct 14th)

Well well people, Canada goes to the polls tomorrow.  The polls will be open from 9:30 am to 9:30 pm and are pretty accessible.

Here are few quick sites to entertain you.

Our own take on what you need to know.

If you missed the Canadian leaders debate, you can catch the whole thing here.

Looking for where to vote?  This site will tell you.

For those of you entirely unfamiliar with the process, the ballot should look like something similar to the image on the right.  You’ll go to the polls and present the required ID.

Once you’re in, go to the little cardboard station and mark your ballot.  Remember, you cast your vote for your local candidate, but because of Canada’s system, the party with the most seats overall (most canadidates elected) will form the government.

While I absolutely do not endorse this site by any means (i’m of the opinion you should vote your conscience after careful and deliberate education on the issues), Vote For Environment provides a riding-by-riding analysis of the likelihood of a particular candidate being elected.  It may give you an idea of who’s going to win in your neighbourhood.

No matter what, get the hell out to vote.  Not hard, and even if you are working, your employer is required by law to give you time off to vote. Here’s a direct quote:

For example, if an employee lives in an electoral district in which the hours for voting are 9:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m., and the employee’s hours of work are 11:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m., the employee’s hours of work will not allow three consecutive hours for voting. The employer might allow the employee to arrive late (at 12:30 p.m.), to leave early (at 6:30 p.m.), or provide the employee three hours off at some other point during the work day in order to allow the employee the opportunity to exercise the right to vote.

As another example, if the employee lives in an electoral district in which voting hours are from 8:30 a.m. to 8:30 p.m., and the employee’s hours of work are between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., the employer is not required to provide the employee time off for the purpose of voting, because the employee will already have available three and a half consecutive hours for voting (from 5:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.).

Ringo Starr is uncool

Seriously, there’s no pretending that ex-Beatle Ringo Starr is any good.  Despite the fact that he was the least popular, and possibly the least talented of the Beatles, he’s now officially made himself a bad celebrity.

Ringo has officially come out to publicly state that he will no longer sign any autographs and doesn’t want any fan mail.  In fact, he’s apparently even said he’ll throw away any fan mail he receives in the future.

“Please do not send fan mail to any address you have,” he said in a video message on his website.

“Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that is the date on the envelope, it’s gonna be tossed.

“I’m warning you with peace and love I have too much to do,” the 68-year-old drummer said.

Honestly, I get that it must be tough to be famous.  It’s not the easiest thing in the world to have people constantly bothering you to sign things.  Sure.  But I find there’s a big difference between getting approached on the street/chased by paparazzi, and another with getting fan mail sent to an appropriate address (maybe your management company?).

And sure, not all celebrities really sign everything, maybe most get their interns to do it.  But at the very least, respect the people that are your success.  Give them the illusion that you care.

So frankly Ringo Starr,  I don’t think you’ll have such a problem with people sending you a ton of fan mail anymore.  If you really had all that many fans to begin with.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving

To all of our Canadian readers – happy Thanksgiving!  In celebration of what is quite possibly the second greatest holiday of the year (Christmas clearly has the advantage, but only because you also get free stuff in addition to a good meal), check out this video of a dude scratching over Grandmaster with one hand and eating a massive turkey leg with the other.  Brilliant:


 

Black ELement Dopeness, Sadat-X, PUTS and more

I won’t lie, I’m really feelin’ this new track from Black ELement.  Courtesy of DJBooth.net, “Quiet Nights” features a killer Astrud Gilberto sample and a dope guest appearance by Jelani.  It’s off Black EL’s new album A Majority Minority, the release of which has been voluntarily delayed.  Apparently, dude is a bit of a perfectionist, and he wanted to make sure he got the album just right.  If this song is any indication, he’s definitely on the right track.  Check it out:

Black ELement – Quiet Nights ft. Jelani (A Majority Minority, 2008)

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Next up is a new tune from Sadat-X, “This Is Your Life,” which I stumbled on to over at unkut.  Get yo’ listen on below:

Sadat-X – This Is Your Life (Generation X, ?)

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Finally, over the last couple of days we’ve been giving some much-deserved attention to the new People Under The Stairs project, Fun-DMC (and here).  To keep on that theme, here’s another new track from the fun-lovin’ Cali’ duo thanks to All Up In Your Earhole:

People Under The Stairs – Another BBQ (Fun-DMC, 2008)

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A-Ha video done literally

So a young filmmaker named Dustin McLean (the owner of dustfilms) decided that he was intrigued by making a literal music video.  Basically, taking a video and re-recording the song to literally narrate what’s happening in it.

The results have been hilarious.  Check it out below.

It’s so good even MSNBC is all over it.  Seeing as that this is the internet after all, I’d expect to see a rash of these videos coming out in the next month or so as people try and leap onto this moving bandwagon.  Frankly, this is one of the few times that the vast, vast, vast majority of the Youtube comments have been supportive and happy.  Theres not nearly as much of the ridiculous and snarky sneers that I’m used to.  Way to go Dustin.

Pipe wrench fight.

Judge sentences rap music fan to classical music

I cannot make this kind of stuff up.  In another shining example of legal genius, a judge in Ohio has decided that instead of paying a $150 fine for pumping that ‘rap music’ so loud out of his car and disturbing the peace, the fine will be cut to $35 if the Defendant (Andrew Vactor) would spend 20 hours listening to classical music.

Vactor only lasted 15 minutes listening to the classical music before deciding to pay the fine.  He says it’s just because he had to go to basketball practice and didn’t really want to spend all that time.

Champaign County Municipal Court Judge Susan Fornof-Lippencott says the idea was to force Vactor to listen to something he might not prefer, just as other people had no choice but to listen to his loud rap music.

This is the thing that I find most interesting.  For some reason people were quick to leap to accusations of racism for targeting ‘rap music’ and whatnot,  but I don’t really see it.

[Source: Toronto Star]

7 Things rappers can talk about during the recession

Comedy.com has a biting little post on what rappers can talk about now that many of them aren’t so rich and the economy is tanking.  In times of recession fans don’t really seem to like you rappin about how many Bentleys you have or how you’ve got more money than god.

Frankly, the first thing they talk about is pretty good:

1. Who Rocks the Party?

Remember that? Remember when MCs wanted us to throw our hands in the air and wave them like we just didn’t care? Maybe we should try that again. Because the repo man just took your peanut butter whip, your 20s, your ice and your grillz. And partying is cheaper than spinny jewelry.

or number 3.

3. Being the Best Rapper

Yes, right now only the best rappers rap about being the best rapper. Jay-Z, Lil’ Wayne, T.I., Kanye, whoever. But that’s because only a handful of people actually seem to be trying to be the best rapper. Or even a good rapper, for that matter. People used to actually brag about how good they were at rapping and not just at showing up on Cribs with a leased house with Craigslist hoes in their leased hot tubs. We’d like to see more of that.

Check out the whole list here.

British rapper Ty hates hip hop

Ty, evidently a well known British rapper, has come out with some pretty daming statements.

The Independent ran a little article on this Brit-hop star who has recently become entirely unsigned.  He quit Ninja Tunes and went even more indie (how you get more indie that Ninja Tunes is beyond me, I guess by literally doing it all yourself).

I must say I get a bit irritated by these self-aggrandizing rappers talking about how they’re the only true thing in hip hop.  But, despite myself, I think I actually agree with some of the stuff Ty has to say.

That said, Ty is less enthusiastic about praising present-day rap music and the very UK industry he says hasn’t allowed him to gain in the mainstream. Taking veiled shots at flash-in-the pan artists, he says it’s no wonder that the genre is seen in a negative light. “It deserves the cold shoulder it’s getting because it’s not pushed forward,” he says. “And also, what people are doing as under-the-towel hip-hop is really rap music, which just focuses on the production of the music. Hip-hop is the whole thing. I think it’s deservedly in bad shape because, if you look at American mainstream hip-hop, it has no semblance of culture. It’s learning to play the xylophone to a really high level then throwing one stick away, chopping off an arm and then going, record that. It deserves to be looked upon as a minimal, negative influence, because it hasn’t owned up to the fact that it is.”

He makes some very lucid points, not the least of which is the fact that modern day ‘hip hop’ is really 90% production.  Lil Wayne and T.I may think they’re amazing, but if you sit down and listen to the lyrics that quickly goes away.  Long gone are the dirty street poets like 2Pac, or even the silly youthful party tracks like De La and Tribe.  Instead, we get boys like Timbaland (who I deeply respect for his talent) and Pharell (who I respect less) who can throw together a beat in fruity loops in about 17 minutes and make a Gold Record just by saying they’re the men behind it.

Check out the article here.

Presidential Debate #2 overview

The “town hall” style meeting held instead of an actual debate was more of an annoyance than anything else.  Just now, when both candidates are sharpening their attacks and all that, we’re forced to settle for no real discusson or debate.  Instead, Tom Brokaw asks them questions he’s selected from submissions (and the audience gets to ask), and would then gently chastize each candidate for consistently going longer than the one minute they were each assigned to answer the questions.

For the majority of the time both candidates would deftly side-step the question and then simply talk about whatever they wanted. It was frustrating, and I was dissapointed that this is how it ended up. Still, I hope some people managed to get answers to their questions.

For those of you who’ve missed it, C-Span has the entire thing for you, and you can watch it below. Not exactly as riveting as most of the others I’ve seen, but not a bad way to spend an hour.

Watch this pile of terrible horse puckey if you are bored. Let us know in the comments.

Lil Wayne has a new job

This is barely worthy of 4080 News, but it’s at least a little entertaining.  Apparently Lil Wayne just got hired to blog for ESPN.

That’s right, Weezy will now be serenading you with his ridiculous opinions about all things sports-related.  As you can see here, he’s all over the place.  And frankly, it’s not all that terrible.  He shows a surprisingly human side of himself, as you can see here wherehe talks about his fantasy sports teams.

Not something you generally think of with celebrities, but apparently they can be just as nerdy as the rest of us.

My fantasy team is now 2-1. I’m fifth place in the league right now but movin’ up. I won my last game by a great margin. I had to drop Ben Roethlisberger ’cause he don’t look like he’s doing nothing any time soon. Had to do it. I picked up Kurt Warner because he has more to prove than Ben. He’s stepping in to Matt Leinart’s place, and he’s still kind of competing. You want guys like that, guys who are motivated.

I grew up playing football. Believe it or not, I was a fullback. When I was nine, ten, eleven, I was a great blocker. I knew how to block real good and the other kids didn’t. So there I was. One game when I was ten years old we were on the goal line about to score, and coach called the play for me. I was supposed to go one way, but I ended up sneaking around the other side on a sweep. Everybody thought I was already tackled. The ref was already blowin’ his whistle. But I was still up and I stutter stepped one way and beat the last guy trying to get me and scored that touchdown. That’s my favorite sports memory for myself.

Either way, keep on eye on his blog at ESPN the Mag if that’s the kind of thing you’re into.

[Source:Nah Right via Pitchfork]